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Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dante's Inferno Test  
08:59pm 04/10/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

More on the Seventh Layer?

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Whoo! So I'm a dishonest, violent glutton with a taste for lust and wrath... yum. Watch out, people. I'm after you next!
 
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Another fun little stolen test thingy.  
09:52pm 03/10/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight
So, which Tarot Card am I? Let's find out, shall we?








You are The Devil


Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession


The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.


Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

 
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It's October already?  
09:28pm 03/10/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight
Where does all of the time go? This I ask you! A while ago I was on LJ daily then stuff comes along and... well, I can't really say I was busy because we all know that I'm not. I've just been really, really self-involved. (It happens. I'm an egomaniac. We all know this.)

So, updates? Fun band stuff. There's talk about the birthday gig I was psyched for (because I was going to get my present of doing a ton of Faith No More covers) of being canceled because we're having trouble with the venue! Argh! The place was double-booked and we have to find somewhere else, but there's not much in our price range that is easily accessible. So from this day forward I vow to never plan events again. I couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery.

I've really been getting into the swing of writing fanfiction again and have a couple more original pieces on the boil. The big ones to brag about are Dethheroes, a Marvel Zombies/Metalocalypse cross, and How the War was Won, chronicling how Captain America is victorious in the Civil War in a 'What If' tale. Both are around 5000 words long, a format which I think I'm beginning to fall far. Once upon a time all I could do was write stories with going on sixty chapters, but now it's good to be able to tie it up at the end.

What I really want to do is take on fanfic challenges, kind of like I did with [info]words_weekly, except for fanfic. So if anyone has any suggestions for any of the fandoms I'm familiar with throw it my way and... I'll consider it at least.

Awesome news! Kami is coming up for my birthday! Yeah! I get to see her for the first time in a year and we'll just rock out for an entire week! Party or not, her coming is the best present ever. The rest of you had better run and hide. Heh heh heh.

Anyways, enough rambling. I should probably be doing... I don't know, something. I can't practice singing because it's too late, so I suppose I should be writing, which is a shame because I want to sing. (I just got my hands on the Metalocalypse Dethalbum and the OST from Gurren Lagann. Overload of awesome! Squee!)

Argh! Enough shameless ranting! Me, write, now. *nod*
mood: determined
music: Taru Iwasaki - Peirce the Heavens with your XXX!
 
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The Five Questions Meme, eh?  
10:00am 12/09/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight
Woot! So I get to play a game, referred to me by an awesome chicky whom I've befriended, [info]navigatorsghost, and the way it works is that she's asked me five obscure questions to answer. Then, what you the reader gets to do is post and ask me to pose another five questions to you, which you then post in your journal and do the same and... blah blah blah. Onto the questions!



After having written that story yesterday I'm looking to recharge my creative batteries by doing something fun. Right now Kami and I have a Daredevil/Sandman/Anita Blake story going on, but I really need another potent fanfic undertaking to focus on. (Yeah, as if [info]words_weekly wasn't keeping me busy enough.)

I really want to write some DC comics content seeing as I proclaim to love them so much but somehow Dan Didio just leaves me feeling dirty. (I'm sorry, Warren, but I wouldn't touch the man with a hundred foot pole.)

Anyways, POST FOR YOUR QUESTIONS NOW! HAHAHAHAHA!
music: Tomahawk - Laredo
 
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So I wrote a story and... blech.  
10:47pm 11/09/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight
So, I wrote another short story, this one as a kind of way of cheering myself up. It's funny how externalising some things can do that to you. It's posted on my [info]floorcandy account where I do all of my original material, but I thought it worth plugging over here.

Long story short, main character, identity issues, girlfriend, conflict... blah blah blah. Anyways, I hope you enjoy "The Secret Book."


EDIT: I'm also writing a story over there about a Sunni insurgent in Iraq. It's one of the damned hardest things I've ever tried to write, but it amuses me to no end every time I replace the world 'Allah' with 'Megatron'. It kind of puts a whole new bent on things...
 
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It's about time I started using this sucker, isn't it?  
12:54am 08/09/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight
Okay, so I've had an LJ for how long now and I haven't been using it? Jesus Christ! It might serve to clear my head a little to get some of this stuff out! Blech!

Incidentally I've loved becoming an agnostic. Taking the  "Lord's name in vain", most fun I've had in years. Usually I had a grandma around to scold me or slap me upside the head, but not anymore! HAHAHAHA! I am free from your tyrannical rule! I used to be really scared of thinking that way but lately, since moving out on my own... I don't know. I guess there's just nobody to hold up the superstition anymore. Oh well.

But enough of that! This is me writing a journal. This is the time for me to be funny! Though there's not much to be funny at the moment because I drained myself with a really kickass post on the
[info]fanficrants community. I wish I read and wrote more fanfiction so I could rant on there more often, but now I've been so buried with writing challenges for [info]words_weekly. Gah! As much as I love it and refreshing as it is goddamn it doesn't leave me a lot of time to do my own thing! (Lord's name in vain again... LOVE IT!)

It's been a while since I've tried to start a new fic. For a while I've been working on Ultimates/Transformers with my friend Dennis, but now I need to sit on my butt and wait for him to update the damn thing. I don't believe in it as hard as I'd like because bouncing off of his style of writing, it doesn't leave me doing a lot of character probing. There's only two or three people I gel with in co-writing and sometimes I doubt whether he's the guy, although Dragon Pop, another project of ours is coming along nicely.

I've been wanting to start fanficcing again, but I can't just get inside the characters like I could with Marvel Zombies/Hellsing. (Shameless self promotion.) It's like a one off: it was absolutely magical. I've been wanting to put out a Batman Beyond/Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 for a while now, but suddenly the mood has taken me more in the direction of Law & Order/Daredevil. Seriously, where did that come from? The initial idea was Boston Legal/Daredevil, but Matt Murdock's from Hell's Kitchen, this one gels better.

Technically it's all a part of my savage plan to become more technosavvy, to begin plugging myself and getting read, making friends, generating some jokes, etc. Blech. And I don't have a digital camera so I could YouTube, and I'm morally objected to MySpace... FUCK IT! LiveJournal it is! WOOHOO!

By the way, for any one of my friends who actually give a shit, for god's sake read my original material posted on my [info]floorcandy account. Last week's challenge was cowboys and it turned out really well, this week is Arabian Nights and MY GOD! that's going to be an undertaking and a half. But still, good stuff.

Anyways, I'm off to update everything. Cheers!

(PS. Still not getting sick of Faith No More...)
mood: determined
music: Just A Man - Faith No More
 
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Hellsing vs Marvel Zombies: Death Becomes Them - Chapter Zero  
07:16pm 01/06/2007
 
 
Jack Midnight

by Jack Midnight


Marvel Zombies and all related characters copyright of Marvel Comics. Hellsing and all related characters copyright and property of Kohta Hirano.

* * * *

PRELUDE

* * * *

From the vortex it came, hailing bolts of purple lightning in it's wake: a creature of pure greed, of filth, of destruction. Noone would be spared. The centuries of wars, famine, oppression and struggle that mankind had faced instantly became meaningless when this single, indiscriminate foe came and laid waste to all in it's path.

We once had heroes. They were proud and mighty avengers who protected us from a harsh and unyielding universe. We worshiped them like gods in our own way. Perhaps this is punishment from the true gods for mislaying our faith because it was those heroes who we believed in that became the world's greatest plight.

At ground zero they all converged on the carrion's host, fighting valiantly to save us all but the plague would only consume them: every single one. Colonel America, Iron Man, Thor, Giant Man, the Wasp, Power Man, Iron Fist, Spider-Man, one by one became infected. They began plucking innocent people from the street, some even tearing their meals apart in mid-air and letting blood rain down in pools.

One man fled in terror only to be crippled when Colonel America's shield shattered his spine with precision aim. He was helpless as the one all-American hero dived down and ripped his flesh apart with his rotted teeth. Meanwhile Giant Man scooped panicked groups up by the handful and forced them into his mouth as furiously as he could. The Wasp jumped from host to host taking sharp nips from each: her way of making the food last.

The heroes hit with such ferocity that New York was wiped clean in a matter of hours. It was a small blessing that the human race would be exterminated rather than continue eternally hungering for flesh, to have the compassion of their souls extinguished and for their fellow man to become no more than food.

New York was only the beginning. There is still an entire planet left on their platter.

* * * *

Nick Fury leaned forward in the leather armchair. He held the thick towel close to him trying not to drip salt water onto the expensive Persian rug, not that it mattered now.

It was a bloodbath. Men, women and children, nobody was safe. Not even the dogs. Hell, I saw Luke Cage half-swallow a poodle and bite it off at the torso. Weird thing to notice in light of it all, I know.

In the minutes it took to organise an evacuation and to open up the emergency bunkers planted under the city the population had already been decimated. Even those we could get inside weren't safe for long. They were trapped like rats. The heroes... those monsters... tore the bunker doors open like lids off of a tin can.

It didn't take them long to storm the helicarrier. I might have taken some comfort, some pity in the thought that whatever it was that had afflicted them overcame them with hunger, but they knew exactly what they were doing. Their attack on SHIELD was precise and coordinated and they didn't stop until every morsel of human flesh had been consumed.

They were more than animals. They were monsters. They joked as they disabled our weapons and argued when it came to the last few to be... eaten.

I was fortunate enough to escape. It took a sub-orbital rocket and the lives of another dozen SHIELD agents to do it, but here I am. Next thing I know I'm being fished out of the ocean by your majesty's navy. In minutes I was talking to the round table and now I've been referred here... to you...”

The blond-haired young woman took another deep inhalation of the end of her cigarette holder, then leaned back and pressed her fingers together in consideration. She wore a fine Edwardian suit usually tailored for a male, large round glasses and a serious expression. Despite her age she was clearly a woman of standing.

That is quite a remarkable tale of survival,” she remarked to the former SHIELD director sitting across her desk.

They've taken the United States. It's only a matter of time before they spread out of Canada and South America to the other continents. We're going to need all the help we can get if we have any hope of stopping them, Sir Integra.”

Integra Wingates Hellsing huffed and let loose a slight, curt smile. “You'd best leave this to us, Colonel Fury. Monsters are somewhat of a specialty of ours.”

* * * *

TO BE CONTINUED...

 
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